Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.