Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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The Priests confess his sins.
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
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