Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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They say terror?
Look at Chuck.
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
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