Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey.
The country there now is only an impostor.
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive.
The zombies do.
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Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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Chuck Norris can set water on fire.
He can also set fire on water.
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