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Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys. The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore. The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out." The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth." Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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