Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.