Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.
An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.