Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris named his parents.
Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.