Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?" Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!