Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?"
Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.
The only difference is, then he kills people.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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