Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?"
Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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