Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?" Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
Chuck Norris is an action verb.
Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.