Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?" Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.