Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?"
Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
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Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right.
The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
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The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
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Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements.
If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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