Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?" Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
He opens the door then turns the handle.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.