Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can milk birds.
Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.