Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.