Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
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