Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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