Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second.
It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.
Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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