Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one.
When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face.
We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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