Joke #5878

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
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Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
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Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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