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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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