Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.
Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact? A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.