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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact? A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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