Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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For Chuck Norris...
In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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