Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent.
They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Chuck can use "save" in real life.
But he doesn't need it.
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Aliens do exist.
They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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