Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids.
The results came back positive.
When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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