Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.