Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon.
After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon.
It was a tough choice...
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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight.
The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week.
The man was missing for four and a half years.
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The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...
He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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