Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.
Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much.
Chuck Norris throws down!
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