Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
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Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil.
It couldn't keep up.
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