Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.