Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp... He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out. When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.