Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.