Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Note to self:
Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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