Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Twice.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will.
Invincible people don't need them.
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Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce.
To put on his peppers.
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Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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