Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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He commands it to enter his mouth.
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Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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