Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat.
He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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