Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much.
Chuck Norris throws down!
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Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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