Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris:
I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours.
Can you?
Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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