Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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Do you know Chuck Norris?
Yes?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour.
He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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