Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!"
When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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