Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
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Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow.
No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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Kids dream about having superpowers.
Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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