Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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Chuck Norris once stared death in the face...
Death pissed his pants.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
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