Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS.
Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce.
To put on his peppers.
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They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard?
He didn't, his beard grew him.
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Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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