Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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His eyes sweat.
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He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
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