Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks. No one finished it. Why? Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick. It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.