Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow.
The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold.
So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
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When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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