The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The result was The Great Pyramids.
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