The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job".
That is the story of the universe.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris.
We decided to go the humane route.
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Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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