The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.