The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?"
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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