The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life.
Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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The corner always backs away.
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Who wins?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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