The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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