The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.