The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Now he has provoked the event 2012.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids.
The results came back positive.
When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
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