The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.