Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes.
He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris...
Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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