Joke #10283

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
Vote:
has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
Vote:
has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.
Vote:
has 58.01 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
Vote:
has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Vote:
has 70.36 % from 238 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
Vote:
has 77.23 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
Vote:
has 45.68 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.
Vote:
has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
Vote:
has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Vote:
has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris