Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes.
He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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Chuck Norris is ambidextrous.
He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg.
All at the same time.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch...
Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen.
When he doesn't, people still listen.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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