Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.