Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes.
He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
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Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.
They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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