Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.