Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"