Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1