Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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