Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
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Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts.
Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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