Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS.
Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons.
None of it is his own.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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