Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen.
When he doesn't, people still listen.
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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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