When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.
Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari