Joke #9701

When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.
Vote: has 68.45 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
Vote: has 60.56 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Vote: has 45.58 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
Vote: has 33.37 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
Vote: has 54.59 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food, time
Chuck did enter the Dragon.
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
Vote: has 54.26 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
Vote: has 68.45 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
Vote: has 62.41 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Vote: has 44.46 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris