When Chuck Norris talks, people listen.
When he doesn't, people still listen.
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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
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