When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.
Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.