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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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