When Chuck Norris talks, people listen.
When he doesn't, people still listen.
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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris.
It was more "humane".
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF!
Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out.
Then the ball hits you.
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Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
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Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
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Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
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