When Chuck Norris talks, people listen.
When he doesn't, people still listen.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays".
The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
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If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth.
The next day he won the lottery.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris?
The only good news is you know when you will die.
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Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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