When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.
Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
Chuck did enter the Dragon.
A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.