When Chuck Norris talks, people listen.
When he doesn't, people still listen.
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Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag.
Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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Some people have alter egos.
Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?
A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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