When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.
Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row. The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.