Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact?
A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will.
Invincible people don't need them.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back.
Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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