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Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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