Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.