Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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