Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back.
But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
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Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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