Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris...
Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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Love does not conquer all.
Chuck Norris does.
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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