Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4.
He can now multi task and use face time.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants.
Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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