Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.