Joke #7728

Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk. The universe simply moves around him.
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Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout. They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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