Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.