Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.