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Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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