When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"