When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself.
We call it The Big Bang.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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