When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face.
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Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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