When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk.
When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs.
Then he climbed it up.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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