When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.
Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy. "There were no survivors."
Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"