When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back.
The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is...
Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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