When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime.
Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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