When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged.
He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers.
He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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