Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces.
So too has his boot.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep.
Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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