Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"