Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
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Chuck Norris is ambidextrous.
He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg.
All at the same time.
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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There is no such thing as global warming.
Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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