Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man".
Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man".
Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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Superman is faster then a speeding bullet.
Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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