Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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