Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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Chuck Noris once got his blood tested.
His blood type was AK-47.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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