Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size.
When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
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Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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