Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.