Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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Aliens do exist.
They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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You just don't follow him that close!
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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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