Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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You don't invite Chuck Norris.
He invites himself.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will.
Invincible people don't need them.
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