Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley.
We know it today as Death Valley.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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