Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.