If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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It's now known as the moon
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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