If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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The Universe is not expanding.
It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon.
After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon.
It was a tough choice...
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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old.
At age 60, he began getting younger.
This is why he is actually only 50.
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Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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