If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.