If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.