If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!