If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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At night.
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Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation.
Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one".
Wrong.
Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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