If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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I hate Chuck Norris.
Oh SHI...
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The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?"
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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