If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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