If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor.
Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies.
We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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