How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear. He sleeps with a real bear.
Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!