Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
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The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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