Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout.
They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris:
I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours.
Can you?
Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man".
Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man".
Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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What is so good about Chuck Norris?
He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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