Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
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That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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