Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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He already knows the outcome.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars.
He smokes smoke grenades.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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