Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons.
None of it is his own.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph.
Why?
Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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