Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam...
In the Sahara Desert.
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A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
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