Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
Chuck Norris made the llama extinct. Never spit in his face.
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.