Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.