Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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Count from one to ten.
That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them
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