Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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