Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.