Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.