Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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