Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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Where was your mom last night?
At Chuck Norris' place.
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Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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