Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
How far can you spit. Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
Chuck Norris will never die. The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.