Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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