Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear. He sleeps with a real bear.
The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.