Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.