Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.