Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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