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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
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