Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble.
We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236.
It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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