Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar.
The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin.
The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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