Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris."
Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest.
Chuck Norris won by 5.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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