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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
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Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
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The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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