Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard...
They were never seen again.
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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