In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.