In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police. They are used as bullet proof vests.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.