In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.