In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
Chuck Norris can milk birds.
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"