In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job".
That is the story of the universe.
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The ground is afraid to break it.
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Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer.
This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.
The only difference is, then he kills people.
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world.
The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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