Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.