Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone.
Except for 1 person.
Chuck Norris.
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When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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