Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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People now call it Bigfoot.
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Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is...
Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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