Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.