Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common?
A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so.
He remind him of Trivette...
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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
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Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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