Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever? A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.