Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.
Forever.
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Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Chuck Norris once shaved his beard.
People now call it Bigfoot.
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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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