Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.