Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself.
Now he has provoked the event 2012.
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One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
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E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is...
Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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