Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.