Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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Chuck Norris was once shot.
The bullet died.
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets.
He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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