Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it.
She's crying
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
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Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win.
No questions.
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