Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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Dear Chuck Norris,
Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
Thank you,
Europe
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off.
It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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