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Do you know why the Earth's spinning ?
Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.
The only difference is, then he kills people.
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Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat.
He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
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Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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