For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died.
The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible.
All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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