For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer.
You will score a 1600.
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes.
Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times.
The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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