For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.