For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.