For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
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Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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