For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.