For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game...
While using a golf ball.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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