For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech. He actually does it.
The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.