For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
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