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Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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