Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.
They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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