Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies.
We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan.
Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague.
The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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