Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"