Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...
Without a ball...
He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
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Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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