Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
Chuck Norris discovered America.
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.