Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
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Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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July 4th is Independence day.
And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.
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Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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