Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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