Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.
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When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor.
Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves.
He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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