Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?"
Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes.
He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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