Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.