Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.