They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
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Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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