They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
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