They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks. They fold under pressure.
Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.