They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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