They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris."
Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs.
They come on when HE wants them to.
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Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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