They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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Chuck Norris throws down!
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Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
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The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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