They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact? A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.