They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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Charlie Sheen winning?
Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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