Chuck Norris can break air.
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.