Chuck Norris can break air.
Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!