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Chuck Norris can break air.
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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you. Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
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