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Chuck Norris can break air.
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Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
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