Chuck Norris can break air.
Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest. Then he came back for his axe.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.