Chuck Norris can break air.
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She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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To be or not to be?
That is the question.
The answer?
Chuck Norris.
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