When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear.
Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.