Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.
The only difference is, then he kills people.
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It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
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If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
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Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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