Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.