Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
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God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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