Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
Chuck Norris walked into a bar. "OUCH!" said the bar.
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.