Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said
"I bet I can walk across the water."
He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died.
The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible.
All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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