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Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom. Because he never f*cks up.
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you. Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
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