Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.