Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.