Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
Q: Why are there prairies? A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.