Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.