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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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