Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.