Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank.
By phone.
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Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.
Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado...
When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons.
None of it is his own.
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Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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America doesn't need a military...
We've got Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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