Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.