Joke #10909

Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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