Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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