Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan. When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.