Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine.
We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers.
He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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