Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.