Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.