A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back.
Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements.
If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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