A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back.
Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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