A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.