Joke #8186

A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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