A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back.
Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving.
He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
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Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices.
But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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