A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris once raced light. He is still waiting for it to catch up.
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.