A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.