A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.