Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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Chuck Norris walked into a bar.
"OUCH!" said the bar.
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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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