Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Death once took Chuck Norris.
He regreted it.
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door?
Too Late!
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast.
They taste like chicken.
Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.