Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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