Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is [email protected]
Chuck Norris walked into a bar. "OUCH!" said the bar.
Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.