Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
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For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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