Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does.
NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris.
After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
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Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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