Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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How did Stella get her groove back?
Permission from Chuck Norris.
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There is no such thing as global warming.
Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will.
Invincible people don't need them.
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Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
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I challenged Chuck Norris once.
He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space.
Now I read the facts from Mars.
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