Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
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