Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer.
Chuck Norris is always in control.
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Note to self:
Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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