Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.