Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week.
The man was missing for four and a half years.
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Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
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A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself.
Now he has provoked the event 2012.
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Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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