Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
There are no comets. Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.