Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS.
Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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