Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs.
They come on when HE wants them to.
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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon...
With the Yellow version.
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