Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.