Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.