Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.
Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.