Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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