Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep.
Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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