Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said
"I bet I can walk across the water."
He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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