Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.
Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.