Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.
The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"