What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.