What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons.
One of those moons is the Earth.
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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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