What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
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Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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Death once took Chuck Norris.
He regreted it.
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Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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