What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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By phone.
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It says he's Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence.
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Without a ball...
He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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