What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan. When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.
Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.