What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction.
He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
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Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour.
He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
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