Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine.
We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer.
He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.
He immediately changed to the Batman
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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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