Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.