Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back.
Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet?
A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was an only child.
Eventually.
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