Joke #5684

Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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