Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.