Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world...
Including himself.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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