Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide.
When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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