Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name. Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.