Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
Chuck Norris can stand the rain...