Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.