Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one.
When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face.
We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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