Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one.
When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face.
We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter.
He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week.
The man was missing for four and a half years.
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
No Questions asked.
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Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge.
By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back.
But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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