Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one.
When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face.
We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school.
When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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