Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one.
When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face.
We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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Moses did not part the sea.
Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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