An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man. When the last line is drawn, that man dies!