Joke #8308

An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
Vote:
has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
Vote:
has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 67.26 % from 218 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
Vote:
has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
Vote:
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
Vote:
has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Vote:
has 83.98 % from 1019 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
Vote:
has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
Vote:
has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
Vote:
has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris