An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
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Chuck Norris was an only child.
Eventually.
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Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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