An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
Chuck Norris made time wait.
When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan. When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
Chuck Norris can fall up.