An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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I challenged Chuck Norris once.
He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space.
Now I read the facts from Mars.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out.
No one dared to move.
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Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much.
Chuck Norris throws down!
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The result was The Great Pyramids.
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