An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest?
I don't know he is still busy.
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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements.
If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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