An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Happy Chuckday everyone!
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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