Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.
The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.