Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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At Night.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light.
He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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