Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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Moses did not part the sea.
Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart?
A: Chuck Norris' fist
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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