Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.