Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen.
Twice.
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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
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Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby.
Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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