Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him.
That man was Stephen Hawking.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer.
Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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Chuck Norris never bathes.
Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple.
Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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