Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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You don't invite Chuck Norris.
He invites himself.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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