Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street...
Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce.
To put on his peppers.
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Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
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Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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