Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.