Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids.
The results came back positive.
When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
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Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars.
But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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