Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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