Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.