Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice.
This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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