Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
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Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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