Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can set water on fire.
He can also set fire on water.
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