Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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Love does not conquer all.
Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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