Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back.
The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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People sell their souls to the devil.
The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag.
Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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