Joke #7630

Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
Vote:
has 61.28 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
Vote:
has 33.74 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
Vote:
has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
Vote:
has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
Vote:
has 53.22 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 32.30 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political, work
Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
Vote:
has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
Vote:
has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone, technology
Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
Vote:
has 47.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can remember the future.
Vote:
has 76.86 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
Vote:
has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life, music