Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Chuck Norris can say never.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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