Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear. The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.