Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.
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Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy.
"There were no survivors."
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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