What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
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Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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Once an email was sent from LA to Washington.
Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D.
There where no survivors.
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
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