What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.