What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator.
He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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