What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
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Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009.
His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane.
It landed yesterday.
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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you.
Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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