What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it.
He commands it to enter his mouth.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
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