What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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