What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police.
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All was good.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices.
His vehicles run on fear.
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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