What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi?
That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back.
Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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PlayStation network was never hacked.
Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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