What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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