Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane.
It landed yesterday.
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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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