Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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