Joke #10973

Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
Vote:
has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Vote:
has 54.89 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
Vote:
has 68.38 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
Vote:
has 52.77 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
Vote:
has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
Vote:
has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
Vote:
has 56.83 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, stupid
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
Vote:
has 51.24 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, science
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Vote:
has 40.67 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, kids
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
Vote:
has 55.44 % from 244 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, Hitler, racist