Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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