Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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Q: Why are there prairies?
A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
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Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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