Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
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NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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