Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed
calls.
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