Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.