Joke #10973

Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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