Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.