Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris.
After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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