Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
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Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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America doesn't need a military...
We've got Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size.
When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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