Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
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Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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Chuck Norris is ambidextrous.
He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg.
All at the same time.
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Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars.
But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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