An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.