An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common?
A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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God said let there be light.
Chuck Norris said say please.
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