An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
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Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
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Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
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Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
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Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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