An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris froze hell.
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct.
Never spit in his face.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back.
Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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