An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.