An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name.
It's called the internet.
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves.
He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you.
On facebook!
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