An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
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The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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