An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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