An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.