An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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