An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer?
He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size.
When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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