An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"