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An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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