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An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
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What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
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When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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