An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad.
It says he's Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears.
There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris...
He is hunting them!
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs.
Then he climbed it up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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