Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
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Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean.
The tsunamis were killing people.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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