Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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At Chuck Norris' place.
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It's not much of a fight....
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When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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