Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you? Of course you would.
The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.