Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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