Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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