Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.
The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?