Joke #7170

Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
Vote: has 75.66 % from 49 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
Vote: has 49.51 % from 14 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
Vote: has 74.15 % from 41 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, cop, death, phone
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
Vote: has 78.49 % from 316 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
Vote: has 46.87 % from 29 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music, sex
One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
Vote: has 74.63 % from 71 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
Vote: has 68.45 % from 16 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
Vote: has 70.01 % from 17 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
Vote: has 63.17 % from 17 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 84.58 % from 104 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris