Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
Chuck Norris has no need to walk. The universe simply moves around him.
Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.