Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris was an only child.
Eventually.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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