Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures.
Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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The dinosaurs aren't extinct.
They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
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