Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures.
Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
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Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself.
Now he has provoked the event 2012.
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