Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures.
Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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