Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures. Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.