What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.