What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.