What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
Vote:
God said let there be light.
Chuck Norris said say please.
Vote:
The dinosaurs aren't extinct.
They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Vote:
When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
Vote:
Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
Vote:
Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
Vote:
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids.
The results came back positive.
When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
Vote: