What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.