What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
Chuck Norris discovered America.
Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.