What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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They say terror?
Look at Chuck.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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