What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.