What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator.
He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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