Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.