Joke #12753

Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
Vote:
has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
Vote:
has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Vote:
has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
Vote:
has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
Vote:
has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: bar, beer, Chuck Norris
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 77.49 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
Vote:
has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
Vote:
has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear.
Vote:
has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
Vote:
has 73.52 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
Vote:
has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science