Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear.
He sleeps with a real bear.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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