Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
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Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard?
He didn't, his beard grew him.
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Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood.
But not the wheels.
That's just wrong.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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