Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek."
He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old.
At age 60, he began getting younger.
This is why he is actually only 50.
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The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris.
The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
And dies.
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