Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out.
No one dared to move.
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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
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Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout.
They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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