Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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