Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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Death once took Chuck Norris.
He regreted it.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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