Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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