Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself.
Now he has provoked the event 2012.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures.
Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
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The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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