Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
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When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed
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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris does not eat.
Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.
We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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