Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
Chuck gives the sun the chills.
Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.