Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The result was The Great Pyramids.
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Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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