Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT. He got a perfect score.
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.