Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books.
He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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