Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible.
He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands.
Now they are pregnant.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast.
Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices.
His vehicles run on fear.
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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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