Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
Vote:
Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
Vote:
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
Vote:
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
Vote:
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
Vote:
50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
Vote:
Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
Vote: