Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The result was The Great Pyramids.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party".
Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes.
He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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