Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris.
The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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