Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car...
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey.
The country there now is only an impostor.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
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