Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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