Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.