Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
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Chuck Norris.
Well thats all you need to know.
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When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie.
It was too short for release.
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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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