Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord. He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.