If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.
Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.