If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.