If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."