If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
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Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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Chuck Norris can say never.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Note to self:
Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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