If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves.
He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie.
It was too short for release.
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Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
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Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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