If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man".
Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man".
Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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