If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine.
We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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