If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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Dear Chuck Norris,
Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
Thank you,
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
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