If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.