If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.