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If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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