If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
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What does the fox say?
Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures.
Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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