If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.