If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe.
It's now called Shakey's.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
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Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.
They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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