If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone.
The ground is afraid to break it.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
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The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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