When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common?
A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
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Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple.
Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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