When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas.
He just hired Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices.
His vehicles run on fear.
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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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