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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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