When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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All of them.
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He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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