When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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He actually does it.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009.
His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken.
It´s Chuck Norris´s leg.
He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it.
She's crying
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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