When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow.
The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold.
So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off.
It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Note to self:
Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
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