When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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Eminem says "I'm not afraid".
Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris.
Remember Atlantis?
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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