When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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