Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.