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Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan. When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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