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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum.
Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood.
But not the wheels.
That's just wrong.
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The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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