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Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower.
He uses Meteor Showers.
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
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The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
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