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Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar.
The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
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Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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