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Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
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Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet?
A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name.
It's called the internet.
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Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups.
They were really Chuck and Norris.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back.
But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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