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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till."
After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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