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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices.
But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
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Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout.
They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
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