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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.