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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.