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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide.
When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer.
He gave the world Stonehenge.
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