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Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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