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Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris:
I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours.
Can you?
Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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